Some stuff about her... Emily is 13 years old and wicked bad. Bad meaning good. She has a Posse of 4 cats: Miles, Sabbath, NeeChee, and Mystery. They are all black. Actually, Miles used to be white but Emily used black dye on him so... you get the picture. She's downright strange and knows it. She's anticool, a subculture of one. And now, from Emily herself...
Boys that make me want to write poetry...
Edgar Allen Poe, Alfred Hitchcock, Miles Davis, Bart Simpson, Mojo Jojo, Captain Sensible, Ozzy Osbourne and Darby Crash.
In my make-up bag...
Sabbath Black Claw Polish, Shady Eye Shadow, SPF 300 sunscreen (let there be dark), cat's eye sunglasses, Manic Panic hair dye in Ebony (for Miles, my cat, he used to be white), fake blood and my sling shot!
Shops that make me bankrupt...
www.emilystrange.com. Oh bankrupt? I thought you said bankrolled!
In my candy stash...
Liquorice, hot tamales, red gummy worms, black juju, dark chocolate, pop rocks, strawberries and red hots.
Sounds that get me out of bed...
My cats talking to me, The Damned, The Lies, The Donnas, Joan Jett, Breakfast with Idiots, Dead Kennedys and for going to sleep - a beautiful, dreamy band called Thuja.
Movies that move me...
Plan 9 From Outer Space, The Song Remains The Same, Evil Dead II, Invasion Of The Body Snatchers, The Three Amigos, Cat From Outer Space, Night Of The Living Dead, The Tell Tale Heart, The Shining, Videodrome, Cats Eye, Dog Town, The Blob and The Wall.
My mantras for a stranger life...
Do it yourself! Be all you can't be!
What do you think?
I think Strange.
Right, thanks for that Emily! So, you see, Emily is a very STRANGE but COOL little girl. A short bio on her (and another thing, she skateboards, WOW!)...
Top Three Bands:
1. The Damned
2. The F*cking Champs
3. ac/dc
Top Four Tricks:
1. Scratch acid ollie
2. Widow a la void
3. Spinjam slam
4. Stinkbug frontside air
Top Five Insults:
1. Eat some paste!
2. Goodnight princess!
3. Sellout!
4. Take off, hoser!
5. Not funny.
I am afraid this is all I know about her. Nothing is known about her family (except her cats) or where she lives or anything. Does she go to school? Have a boyfriend? Have any friends at all??? Well, these questions will hopefully one day be answered. If anyone has the email addresses of Rob Reger or Buzz Parker (creative director and webmaster of Emily Strange) then can they please email me with them? Thanks a million!
